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Meow Translations


  • Mioawmioaw - Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture
  • Raowwwww - I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
  • Mrowwwww - I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
  • Roww-maww-roww - I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your
  • legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
  • Gakk-ak-ak - My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
  • Mow - Snuggling is a good idea.
  • Moww - Shedding is pretty good too
  • Mowww! - I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
  • Miaow! Miaow! - I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
  • Mraakk! - Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
  • SsssRoww! - I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.
  • Mmmrowmmm - It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
  • Mmmmmmm - If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
  • Mreoaw - Please ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.
  • Mreeeow - Do you serve catnip with that?
  • Mroow - I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?
  • Miaooww! Mriaow! - Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

FUNNY CAT...
... FOR THE DAY!


kitty in the sink

Best spot in the house!!!

Keeps me cool!









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